Example of Groupon copy:
Egg hunting is innate to all human beings as before fetuses are even developed, humans in their sperm form race ceaselessly towards the ultimate source of all life. Celebrate birth and rebirth with today’s Groupon to Kiddie-Party.com.
I can also write like that:
Earwax are not really wax, but a big inconvenience. But on the other hand it can also serve as high art. Try it: dont clean your ears for two months. no qtips no ear cleaner,. you will see... when you removed your new earbuds from a day long enjoyment of Aerosmith, there will be abstract painting all over your rubber earbuds. It will resemble a cloud of yellowish glistening nirvana. Buy new earbuds as new immaculate new canvasses to your moldy art in groupon's...
Groupon copywriters must be doodling all morning, sleeping during lunch, then writing doodles again until 12mn.... well similar to what most office workers do today, essentially.
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