A mosquito and a lady

[taken with just a point-and-shoot in macro mode. not bad]

Si Santo Papa

Hindi naman sa pang-aano… mukhang Drakula lang talaga si Santo Papa ngayon. Sa pinakamababa, mukha syang mataray. Bumabaksik lalo ang mukha kapag ngumingiti.

Kapag ganitong nasa tuktok pa ang picture nya sa pinakatuktok na baitang, sa loob nang isang lumang kumbento… imadyinin mo sa gabi... aba nakakatakut. 

Pasig Traffic Enforcer

Just to finish this Encounter with a Pasig Traffic Enforcer (TPMO)... 

We have threatened and could have caused the loss of income of a poor traffic enforcer. We contested a violation ticket. I believed the apprehension was wrong from the very start, so I was confident that it will be reversed,

True enough the system worked, at least in Pasig TPMO. When I arrived at their office and declared that I was going to contest the violation ticket, I was immediately referred to an “adjudicating officer,” who made me fill-up a mimeographed form, and then scheduled a meet-up with the concerned traffic enforcer a week after. Being a full-time corporate slave on weekdays, I requested for a weekend meet, and it was granted (to my surprise!!)

So that immediate weekend we argued the case like it was in a real arbitration proceeding. On many areas it’s the usual “our-word-against-hers” thing, but she was “caught” outright for using the ticket of another traffic enforcer. That was the solid finding she was reprimanded of. So we “won.” I got back my license without paying anything…but I never expected one of the penalties for her.

When I saw the final written memo of the decision, it called for a reprimand and suspension for one month. I appealed that she not be suspended, but the adjudicating officer still went ahead insisting that when they find a wrongdoing, they implement policy. He mentioned this with pride (!)

So we could have caused the loss of income for one whole month of this poor traffic enforcer. Although it’s her own power tripping that led her to this doom. 

Namompyang si Manny!

Tangina wala nang makakagawa nitong FPJ-move na ito sa isang pay per view, tangina. 

Biruin mong namompyang nang negrong sintigas nang kamagong? Parang three stooges nga naman! Panalo!

Bweno, ang iba pang mga di ko makakalimutan sa the event na ito:

• Matigas ang postura nang pagsangga nang kamay ni clottey. Maski kasi suntukin na ang gilid nang siko, di pa rin natitinag ang pagakakatakip sa mukha.
• Si Buboy Fernandez, sumisigaw na nananapak daw nang paa si Clottey. Grabe pang three stooges na talaga yaon.
• Si Jhinkee, masyadong mahilig na sa camera. Feeling model na talaga nang belo
• Konti ang artista pag di sa vegas ginawa ang boksing. puros player lang nang putbol ang anduon 
• Anggaling nang profile ni manny na ito.Pero parang sinabi ng awtor na si Paul Anka ang kumanta nang My Way. 
• Politician na si manny pati sa paglakad papuntang rin, nangangamay nang tao. Pano kaya kung may namahid sa kanya nang pampahilo o yung pinapahid na pampaalis nang pintura. Angkati nun! baka matalo sya bigla
• May libreng tiket na worth 500 PhP sa waltermart kapag bumili nang worth 500 rin na p&g products (basta may kasama na head and shoulder).
• Bouncy ang buhok ni manny.
• Nagsasayang talaga ang smart nang international advertisement samantalang wala naman silang serbisyo maski sa tate man lamang.
• Pero nawala yata ang café puro sa puwitan nang salawal ni manny. Ang motolite andun pa. 

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