From a cubicle dweller's journal

In my work we call cheap prices as "competitive." In a meeting earlier this morning, my boss said...
"We cannot afford surprises!" These means that we should un-competitive prices? Why would you have to equate competitiveness with cheapness automatically? Hhhhhmn. Pwede, pwedeng ilusot nang katwiran.

My boss calls her macbookair, "Airmac."  What expensive shoes.

The marketing people can speak straight English all right, but they are blinded by pretensions too much, by too much positivism. Not the logical positivism that the great Woody Allen uses in his jokes, but just plain ra-ra this project will hit us jackpot earth-shaking big-time hit, it-will-be-remembered-throughout-history campaign, super-greeeatt item... after four months, the product is for phase out.

These save my sanity:

All office workers should have toys on their table.